Tuesday, July 26, 2011

I Just Made You Say Underwear

Today's topic was submitted by...me! The topic is tact (or lack thereof)


Just over two weeks ago, on a particularly hot day, I was at my local AT & T store to get a new phone. There was a woman ahead of me buying a new SIM card. While waiting for the clerk to do whatever he had to do for her, the woman kept impatiently looking toward the front door.

Clerk: Is everything okay?

Woman: Yeah, my mom is waiting in the car and I’m just making sure she’s okay.

Clerk: If this is taking too long, she’s more than welcome to come inside where it’s cool.

Woman: That’s okay. She can’t come in because she’s only wearing underwear.

2 comments:

  1. ummm...ewww

    How about when someone congratulates you on your pregnancy and you aren't pregnant? Happened to me (before I lost weight) and I just replied "I'm not pregnant, just fat. Thanks for noticing!!"

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  2. Welcome to the 'Burg!

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